Top 10 Things not to say in an Irish Bar on St. Patrick's Day: 10. I'm betting against Notre Dame. 9. Got any wine coolers? 8. Let's have a religious debate. 7. U2 sucks. 6. Ya know, I don't find Lucky Charms all that delicious. 5. Kiss me, I'm part Slovenain, part Polish, and a little bit Italian...Oh, and I think my great grandmother on my dad's side was Cherokee Indian. 4. Green isn't your color. 3. Whew! Someone reeks of cabbage farts. 2. When did this place become a gay bar?? 1. Hey everyone, drinks are on Me! |